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Y I DUN HAS APUL PIE(rate)

WHY IS THIS SO FRIGGIN BRILLIANT

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Oh, that’s a nice city…WAIT A SEC

…HOOOOLY CRAP.

This guy has the patience of a saint. It’s made COMPLETELY OF STAPLES. O_O

pro hax skeels pew pew pew

Google = <3

Awww…

I know the screen starts with “impress a french girl” — DON’T THINK I’M WEIRD LUL just watch it :)

Oh oh and did you notice how he typed in “long distance relationship advice” only to backspace and type in “jobs in paris” instead? Tiny little detail, but it says so much. I SWEARRR this is probably the cheapest and most effective commercial I’ve ever seen. <3

My mom is a fob <3

Ahhh, so cute. I was going to make a post on this MUCH MUCH MUCHHHHH earlier (was obsessed with this like last summer or before) but I didn’t have time. LOVE THIS PLACE LOL. SO SO SO TRUE.

http://mymomisafob.com/

Random:

:D

EDIT:

HOLY COW LOL:

““My parents’ intent was to name me Stephanie.”

-Staphanie Tung”

Then in the comments:

“Staph Tung. Sounds like an oral infection. You have my sympathy.”

(from http://mymomisafob.com/2009/03/10/life-long-spelling-error—at-least-youre-unique/)

LOL CARL

I MEAN CAROL — gosh, don’t you just hate people that spell your name wrong in their agenda on your birthday? *AHEM CAROL LOOKING AT YOU*

And now I present to you.

The most retarded kid in history.


Carol Wang.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY <333 dork.

So the other day at Longo’s…

I was buying ingredients for A CERTAIN SOMEONE’S birthday cake. After picking up what I needed, I lined up at the cashier…AND THEN I SPOTTED IT. Nestled between the magazines and the gum and whatnot, there were some batteries. Pretty normal…

…BUT THESE BATTERIES WERE PACKAGED WITH A SHAVER. Not one of those electric ones, but one of those plastic ones that don’t use batteries. OH I AM SO MANLY I’M GOING TO SHAVE MY BATTERIES NOW.

What the hell, Duracell?

(AHAHHHALDFJLSDJFLKSDJFSDSF)

HELO THAR GUDLOOKING

That is all.

:B

Because I feel like it, I’m going to list a bunch of stupid things Jen did or said at my place this summer. It’s going to be like Sidorevski’s list (OMG JEN SEND ME) except you know, stupider because it’s Jen.

SO HERE GOES

  • Jen trying answering the phone upside down (the reciever, not her)
  • Jen impersonating WALL-E (ok, I admit I was a part of this too LOL)
  • Jen telling me about, uh, SHANIQUA
  • Jen trying to use the remote backwards
  • Jen saying “In Soviet Russia, we don’t play Wii, Wii play we!”
  • Jen spilling water everywhere by accident in badminton class

And that’s all I can think of for now; Jen, do more stupid things please :)

By the way, Jen, when I type in ‘gay’ on my msn you’re still the only one that comes up LOL. Fits, huh ;D

I knew there would be a day where these pictures would come in handy ;D (oh man I’m so going to get beat)

P.S. Has your mom printed these and put them up yet? :D

LOVE YOU HAHAHA